Cheese, Wogan and gay cats

SK MBE didn't have much food in the cupboard yesterday, but managed to find a piece of Wensleydale and skillfully made an omlette.

Sarah can't wait for chum Wogan to move to the new studios.

Hector, Ms K's cat, is a gay, vegetarian 4-year-old cat. At the weekend it stuck its paws in the vicar's shepherd pie (the clergy man was having a spot of lunch at Kennedy Towers).