28 February 2005

Photos and infected food

Worcester sauce -- OK to eatLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy had to use a photo booth the other day. Unfortunately, the resulting snaps contained half a head and no ears.
  • SK and Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) will not be throwing away their Sudan1-infected Worcester sauce.
  • 24 February 2005


    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy absolutely hates chicken cockerels. She's petrified of them.
  • 23 February 2005

    Bing, King and thing

    King -- in love with Warren BeattieLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy has only ever been to two gigs: Bing Crosby and Carole King.
  • Out of the blue, the telephone rang on Saturday night at 8pm. Unaccustomed to such calls, SK answered the phone in her nightie. It was Jude, a faux-Australian friend who announced he was coming over to stay at Kennedy Towers.
  • 22 February 2005

    Sarah Kennedy on eBay

    To be honest, the last two shows have not been of the high standard we come to expect from Sarah. However, there are some lovely SK things to buy on eBay. Have a look!

    For instance: GHANA 1997 FISHES SHEET FDC SIGNED SARAH KENNEDY, miniature sheet first day cover signed by the TV presenter Sarah Kennedy

    You can also pick up a signed photo for only £1.99!

    18 February 2005

    Smarties, lard and Psycho

    Lard -- Sarah can't get enough of the stuffLessons learned from today's show
  • At the end of a dinner party, Sarah Kennedy likes nothing more but to get the Smarties out.
  • SK uses lard to make toad in the hole.
  • It took Sarah years to get over watching Hitchcock's Psycho.
  • 17 February 2005

    Guy Henry's got some paid work at last

    Henry -- the biggest luvvie in the worldLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy's great companion Guy Henry (aka It's Showtime! shouter) is on the telly tonight. Tune in to Channel Four at 9pm to see him. According to SK he has black bubbly hair and eyes like conkers.
  • 15 February 2005

    Listening again

    Sarah Kennedy -- simply the best woman on radioLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy has listened to her show on the 'Listen again' feature twice. Unfortunately, it leaves her with an inferiority complex as she does not think she's good enough!
  • 14 February 2005

    Chips, the Duke and kippers

    Adrian -- a fine looking young manLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy ate some chips in the studio this morning to celebrate National Chip Week.
  • Apparently, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) looks like the Duke of Wellington.
  • Adrian saddled up to Sarah last night in bed, and apologised that he wouldn't be with her for Valentines Day but would make it up to her. This morning SK found a packet of boil-in-the-bag kippers in her handbag.
  • 11 February 2005

    Going out and 2CVs

    A young Boazman -- with only one thing on her mind: men, men, MENLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy has not been out in the evenng for 11 years.
  • Instead, she goes out at lunchtimes with gentlemen friends.
  • To which, maneater Sally Boazman greedily piped up, "I'll have 'em!".
  • SK used to drive a rattley Citroen 2CV.
  • 9 February 2005

    Strawbugs and sleep

    A juicy strawbugLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy's special word for 'strawberries' is 'strawbugs'.
  • SK slept really well last night.
  • 8 February 2005

    Cats and flatmates

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy has five cats. They all have names, which are as follows:
    - Burman
    - Beegee
    - Echo
    - Miss Marble
    - Hector
  • SK is off to visit Guildford to see a lady who she shared a flat with in the jungle.
  • 7 February 2005

    Lessons learned from today's show

  • Sarah Kennedy once hid something in her house. It took her six months to find it.
  • 4 February 2005

    Bowles goes, Boazman comes

    Boazman -- looking for men, againLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy's travel woman, Lynn Bowles, is leaving the programme for 2/3 months. In a very tearful exchange, SK and Lynn swapped gifts. Sarah gave her champagne and Lynn provided some calendars of roundabouts. Saucy Sally Boazman will be taking Lynn's place.
  • 3 February 2005

    Knickers, Dr John and Wogan

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy bucks the average trend for women spending £72 a year on underwear. When they get dirty, she simply turns her knickers inside-out.
  • SK told the story again this morning about the time Dr John stuck his hand up her skirt.

    Wogan's book -- can be found in all good charity shopsDid you know?
    In tubby Terry Wogan's auto-biography 'Is It Me?', SK is described as 'talkative' and 'lively'.
  • 2 February 2005

    Pimples and Henry

    Lessons learned from today's show
    Kennedy -- lovely lady
  • Sarah Kennedy had goose pimples all over this morning, as the studio was freezing cold, AGAIN!
  • Guy 'It's Showtime!' Henry has finally sold his car. When SK spoke to him on the phone, he was being driven down to Southampton docks by the new owner.
  • 1 February 2005

    Teaching and Steptoe

    Bramble -- dirty old manLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy used to be a teacher.
  • SK often used to see Wilfred Bramble walking around Pimlico. Apparently, he looked just like his Steptoe creation.