30 July 2004


Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah's favourite fruit is the humble raspberry.
  • 29 July 2004

    Driving around London

    Sarah's bot -- looking goodLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah calls her VW Beetle 'Bot' because that is what it says on the number plate.
  • She had some trouble getting to work this morning with someone who cut her up at some traffic lights. A while ago she used to have a cyclist follow her. It soon stopped when she said: 'See you on the mortuary slab, mate!'
  • 28 July 2004

    Sarah's studio pic

    Look who it is! Mad traffic woman Lynn Bowles! I never realised how close Sarah had to work with her.

    Sarah and her arch nemesis -- Lenny Bowles

    Sleeping arrangements

    Dearly Beloved -- sleepwalking againLessons learned from today's show
  • Sleeping was the topic today. Every weekend, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) asks Sarah if they can sleep in separate beds. Their relationship is OK, Sarah was quick to point out, it's just that she's programmed to wake up at 4am and disturb DB.
  • Apparently, DB does a lot of sleep walking, talking, singing and even dancing!
  • 27 July 2004

    Sarah's diet and sister

    Sausage -- enough for a grown woman to survive on?Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah only ate a sausage and a pear yesterday.
  • SK's sister is a bookbinder to the stars. She recently done some work for Nanette Newman.
  • 26 July 2004

    Echo the cat and Lynn the travel person

    Bowles -- ungrateful AND ungenerousLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah has a cat called Echo.
  • Lynn Bowles is back from her holiday and she didn't even get SK a present! (Normally, Sarah buys her treats when she's away, such as lovely jams and shot glasses.)

  • 23 July 2004

    Matt Jones

    Lesson learned from today's show
  • Regrettably (for some), Lynn Bowles returns next week in place of Matt Jones.
  • 22 July 2004

    Dr Hook and Sarah's knee

    Dr Hook once put his hand underneath Sarah Kennedy's skirt and touched her knee. This happened whilst SK was doing Armed Forces radio.
    Hook -- inspired by Peter Pan

    21 July 2004

    Make-up, socks and East Grinstead

    Socks -- Sarah's got loads of free ones now, thanks ppl!Lessons learned from today's show
  • When applying make-up, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) tells Sarah to 'powder long and powder hard'.
  • SK would like to thank eveyone who sent her socks (after her Sock Shop debacle).
  • Miss K used to live in East Grinstead, West Sussex.
  • 20 July 2004

    Young boys

    Weasley -- gingerLessons learned from today's show
  • Yesterday Sarah saw a sight to warm the heart. A young Nigerian boy, a Sikh and a Ron-Weasley-from-Harry-Potter-lookalike getting along like a house on fire.
  • 19 July 2004

    French exchange, Tim Brooke-Taylor and volleyball

    Beach volleyball -- Dearly Beloved's favouritest sport (after boring old horse racing)Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah experienced a terrible French exchange during her school days. She hated the horse meat, she had trouble with her nerves and her fellow Frenchie tried to seduce her.
  • SK was at Newbury horse races on Saturday. She was in a box courtesy of Weatherby’s and met Tim Brooke-Taylor who is a ‘very nice chap’. Sarah won £20 but good old Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) managed to win £200!
  • Talking of Dearly Beloved, apparently he closely follows the Olympic sport of female beach volleyball.

  • 15 July 2004

    Auntie Jo, tomorrow and kisses

    Lessons learned from today's show
    Auntie Jo -- very old
  • Sarah's Auntie Jo is... 90!
  • SK's special term for 'tomorrow' is 'tomorringe'.
  • Richard Allinson kept the frisson going by greeting Sarah with a kiss this morning!
  • 14 July 2004

    Auntie Marge, massages and pub quizzes

    Hague -- auntie often sends in postcards to our SarahLessons learned from today's show
  • William Hague's Auntie Marge has sent in another postcard to Sarah. This time it's of polar bears.
  • Richard Allinson gave SK a shoulder massage this morning.
  • Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) loves pub quizzes.
  • 13 July 2004

    Ken, Alfred and fires

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • The BBC security man is called Ken and Sarah blames him for the bad weather.
  • SK loves Alfred Molina.
  • It was so cold yesterday Sarah had to light a fire!
  • 12 July 2004

    Matt Jones, commodes and Sarah on the telly!

    The Commodes -- singing
  • Who is Matt Jones? He stood in for the vacant Lynne Bowles and Sarah seemed to get on very well with him!
  • SK's term for the musical band, 'The Commodores' is the 'The Commodes'.
  • Can you help? Did you watch Channel Four's programme 'Who Killed Saturday Night TV?'. Apparently one Sarah Kennedy provided her own pearls of wisdom for the show in relation to 'Game For A Laugh'. Does anyone know what she said (or what she was wearing)?

  • 9 July 2004

    Fetes, socks, prunes and Bruce

    Prunes -- needed by Auntie JoLessons learned from today's show
  • SK is opening another fete this weekend in Melchbourne, Bedforshire.
  • Ms K had terrible problems yesterday. She bought some socks but they turned out to be 'sports socks' which don't even cover the ankles.
  • Sarah takes a size 6 shoe.
  • SK's Auntie Jo is coming to stay for the weekend and 'will be bringing her own prunes'.
  • On Fridays Sarah returns to Kennedy Towers and gets home just in time to hear Ken Bruce.
  • 8 July 2004

    Birthday and tickling

    Lessons learned from today's show
    Mr Tickle -- Sarah's favourite man
  • It's Sarah's birthday today! Happy Birthday to you...
  • SK's father used to tickle her 'into oblivion'.
  • 7 July 2004

    Newmarket and opera singers

    SK's nephew -- sings the operaLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah went to Newmarket yesterday with Adrian (aka Much Beloved). Apparently Beloved used to be a jockey!
  • SK took out her nephew for dinner last night. Apparently he's an opera singer!
  • 6 July 2004

    Hampden Court, Newmarket, cinemas and peacocks

    Peacocks -- entering Sarah's back gardenLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah visited the Hampden Court Flower Show yesterday with her best friend.
  • She's off to Newmarket today for a horse-racing event (Much Beloved began his career there!).
  • SK never gets the time to go the cinema (unlike Ms Lynne Bowles).
    Sarah is having terrible trouble with her peacocks.
  • 5 July 2004

    Allinson, bananas and frocks

    Allinson -- always dribbling over our SarahLessons learned from today's show
  • The frisson is back. Richard Allinson is back in the studio substituting Wogan again.
  • Sarah is trying out whole bananas as compost for her roses.
  • SK has never seen Lynne Bowles wear a frock.
  • 2 July 2004

    Sharapova and Henley

    Lessons learned from today's show
    Sharapova -- Adrian fancies her!
  • Wimbledon finalist Maria Sharapova is Dearly Beloved's new favourite. However, although Sarah thinks she has a 'lovely body', she also thinks her face isn't up to much.
  • SK is off to Henley Regatta today -- but is not looking forward to it.
  • 1 July 2004

    Egg and spoon races

    Egg and spoon -- Sarah's specialityLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah excelled at hurdles and egg 'n' spoon races in her sports day days.
  • SK's special term for HSBC is Midlandingtons Bankingtons.