31 August 2004

Olympics and Winehouse

Lycra -- not what Sarah would wear in the studioLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah is glad the Olympics is now over. Although she enjoyed it, she doesn't want to see another Lycra-clad bottom for a very long time.
  • SK's special term for the singer Amy Winehouse is Amy Winebox.
  • 27 August 2004

    Simpsons and Parsnips

    Marge -- has to live with an uncouth husband. Ring any bells, Sarah?Lessons learned from today's show
  • John Marsh (aka Marshypops) reckons that Sarah is beginning to sound like Marge Simpson.
  • Sarah will not be in the studio on Bank Holiday Monday -- Lynn Parsons (aka Parsnips) will be turning up instead :(
  • Look at this book!

    One of Sarah's numerous best-selling quality books

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    26 August 2004

    Stop press! Sarah's new book!

    One can now order Sarah's amazing new book! "A collection of children's jokes and real-life stories of troublesome toddlers from the presenter of Radio 2's "Dawn Patrol". It contains hundreds of funny, silly, naughty and charming jokes and true stories about children sent in by their loyal listeners." Order yours today.

    20 August 2004

    Signed photo!

    A lovely photo of Sarah in her prime

    Buy a signed photo of the lovely Sarah -- only £5.

    Olympics, nephews and Camberley

    Lessons learned from today's show
    Olympic bum
  • Ms K's special word for the Olympics is the 'Olympi-bums'.
  • Sarah's nephew came to stay with her, and she had to drop him off at the BBC centre, but he has since gone missing! If anyone sees him, please let Sarah know.
  • SK used to live in Camberley.
  • 19 August 2004

    Alan and feet

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah had to endure a man on a train called Alan, who began and ended every sentence with the word 'cheers'.
  • Sarah done something to her foot, so might not be in tomorrow.
  • 9 August 2004

    Teaching, EastEnders and diamonds

    Wellard and Robbie -- loved each otherLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah was once a school teacher who taught in more than one school!
  • SK has never ever watched EastEnders.
  • Do you remember when Ms K bought those 'sport socks')? Well, several people sent her in pairs of socks. At the time she said she'd like some diamonds, and guess what... a lovely couple in Scotland have sent her a diamond paperweight!

  • 6 August 2004


    Lesson learned from today's show
  • Sarah is going to a party this weekend. Rather ominously, the invitation said, 'there will be games'.
  • 5 August 2004

    Car crash and birthdays

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah has never crashed her car.
  • Today is SK's brother's birthday. She doesn't know how old he is.
    Car crash -- not by Sarah, though
  • 3 August 2004

    Portugal holiday

  • Sarah will be going to Portugal for a week later in the year.
  • 2 August 2004

    Combine harvester

    Lesson learned from today's show
  • Sarah nearly got run over by a combine harvester on Saturday.
    Combine harvester -- as driven by The Wurzels