31 March 2004

GreggLessons learned from today's show
  • Hubert Gregg has passed away -- 'a brilliant eccentric' and a favourite of Sarah's.
  • Dressed in a cheap white T-shirt, Lynn Bowles reminded SK of her old gym teacher this morning.
  • As promised, Sarah brought in Lynn's present from Oman -- a bag of old shells from the beach.
  • 30 March 2004

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • SK almost ran over a pedestrian on the way to work this morning. She only avoided him after the silly idiot ran for cover after she bibbed her horn.
  • The last time Ms K went on holiday she bought back Lynn Bowles a present -- a sachet of peach jam.
  • Sarah will be visiting her dear old mother today.
  • 29 March 2004

    Sultan -- loves sultanas and raisinsSARAH/SARARARAH/BUNTY/DORIS/TBW IS BACK!
  • Whilst in Oman, Sarah had to be treated by the Sultan's private doctor.
  • SK don't understand duvets.
  • 23 March 2004

    Sarah is away this week
    Kate Thornton is standing in.

    19 March 2004

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sararah sounded bloody awful this morning. Why did the BBC force her to present the show with such a terrible throat?
  • 18 March 2004

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah is off to Oman on Friday.
  • Burgundy is one of Ms K's favourite colours.
  • 17 March 2004

    Alison Lapper -- statue at Trafalgar SquareLessons learned from today's show
  • SK loves Marge from The Simpsons.
  • SK hates the new statue on the once-was-empty-plinth at Trafalgar Square.
  • Hopefully the new contract keeping Sarah at the BBC for another five years will be signed soon.
  • Sarah has a bad cold at the moment.
  • The word 'bummocks' was invented by a 3-year-old girl.
  • Today, Ms K is wearing a pink cord shirt with a blue collar. She bought it via mail order and it took three times to get to her.
  • Wogan fancies Doris Day.
  • Sarah will be off on Friday.

    Alison Lapper -- statue at Trafalgar Square
  • 16 March 2004

    Waller -- likes to drinkLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah Kennedy cannot drink lager. She last drunk some seven months ago and it turned her into a large 'fattie'.
  • 15 March 2004

    Sarah's car -- filthyLessons learned from today's show
  • SK's living arrangements are all upside down! She sleeps on the groundfloor and cooks on the top.
  • Her car is filthy inside and outside -- several birds have used it as a toilet and the other day Sarah spilt a bottle of milk on the interior.

  • 12 March 2004

    Flipper -- the best programme on TVLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah will be off in a week's time. She's going to swim with the dolphins.
  • Senile Wogan came in wearing snow boots today.
  • Does anyone out there know why Sarah is called Bunty? She also goes by the names of TBW and Doris...
  • 11 March 2004

    Sarah's bottom -- v. small these daysLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah is trying to find a book publisher for all the jokes she's busy compiling for a young boy called Thomas.
  • Apparently SK is so thin, that the other day Her Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) asked her where her bottom had gotten to.
  • 10 March 2004

    Whiskey -- please don't feed it to SarahLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah's favourite race horse is called Rooster Booster.
  • SK don't like whiskey...
  • ... and she's never been to Malta (but wants to go).

    Lessons learned from yesterday's show
  • Sarah was so cross on Sunday afternoon. She fell asleep and missed her favourite TV programme -- Michelangelo.
  • It's Showtime will soon be moving onto to just musicals, as SK is fed up with the film songs.
  • Ms K has never seen Ghostbusters.
  • During the '70s, SK worked for Armed Forces Radio in Cologne, before being shipped out to Singapore.

  • 8 March 2004

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Back in her convent days, SK studied Latin.
  • 5 March 2004

    Simone - so scary for SarahLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah reaffirmed her fear for Nina Simone and Macey Gray -- they both scare her.
  • SK don't like space -- 'there's enough going on down here on Earth'.
  • Miss K woke up at 3:30am this morning.
  • 4 March 2004

    Lessons learned from today's show
  • Yesterday, there were four sausages in the fridge that Sarah decided to snaffle. However, after speaking to a girlfriend on the phone, sad SK returned to the oven to discover they had burnt to a frazzle.
  • My photos are here.
  • 3 March 2004

    Sarah's vestLessons learned from today's show
  • Sarah 'stupidly' forgot to wear her vest today.
  • She don't like wind turbines.
  • Yesterday was a very boring day for Sarah -- she just cleaned up all her piles.
  • Now that the mornings are getting lighter, SK can actually see Lynn Bowles -- and it's 'not a pretty sight'.

    Lessons learned from yesterday's show
  • Only one fact -- Sarah woke up at 1:30am.
  • 1 March 2004

     Church -- churched, but not marriedLessons learned from today's show
  • If Sarah sees another photo of birthday girl Charlotte Church, she's going to scream.
  • Liver sausage sandwiches were eaten by a young Ms Kennedy at school.