Chips, the Duke and kippers

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy ate some chips in the studio this morning to celebrate National Chip Week.

Apparently, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) looks like the Duke of Wellington.

Adrian saddled up to Sarah last night in bed, and apologised that he wouldn't be with her for Valentines Day but would make it up to her. This morning SK found a packet of boil-in-the-bag kippers in her handbag.