Nags, Paddies and emus

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy is very annoyed with silly old Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian). Why? Because he forgot to put some money on a horse called Moscow Flyer that won a race yesterday.

Just because it's St Patrick's Day, some Irish people have sent in a load of food and whiskey for Sarah and plump Terry Wogan.

Once upon a time, an ostrich bit SK on the buttocks.