Double issue

Lessons learned from today's and Thursday's shows

On Thursday morning Sarah went through two red lights on the way to work. It wasn't her fault, as the lights were "out of sync".

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) looks like a cross between Lord Sebastian Coe and Doctor Christopher Eccelstone.

Comely Sally Boazman kept nicking SK's wine gums last week.

Guy Henry is appearing in Ricky Gervais' new show, "Extras".

SK dug a lot of compost over the Easter weekend.

SK ate a lot of chocolate eggs and hot crossed buns over the Easter weekend.

Porridge, 'copters, Xmas tree, Bailey and Norden

Lessons learned from today's show

SK lives near Wormwood Scrubs

Ms K's funny word for "helicopters" is "helicopeters".

Today, Sarah made a funny joke about song birds/thong birds.

That Christmas tree that SK sees every day on the way to work is still up in that person's house. Sarah still thinks the owner has died (but has not done anything about it yet).

Following the play of Philip Bailey's record 'Walking On The Chinese Wall', SK has assured us that she won't be playing it again as it is rubbish.

Did you see last night's 'It'll Be Alright On The Night' with Nennis Dorden? One of the clips was of a very ravishing Sarah Kennedy talking to Sean Connery, in which Sarah manages to push over a cameraman!

Trousers, queues, brown skin, bee and the graduate

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy's Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) bought five pairs of trousers over the weekend.

Meanwhile, SK went into Laura Ashley but had to complain about the length of queues and lack of staff.

Ms K swears by fake tan.

Sarah saw the biggest bee the other day.

Unlike SK, Dearly Beloved is an educated man who went to Durham University. He wrote a thesis all about Robert Louis Stevenson.

Doc and kiss

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy has finally found a doctor to treat her.

SK said she was feeling very "kittenish" today, after John Marsh (aka Marshypops) kissed her on the mouth.

Nags, Paddies and emus

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy is very annoyed with silly old Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian). Why? Because he forgot to put some money on a horse called Moscow Flyer that won a race yesterday.

Just because it's St Patrick's Day, some Irish people have sent in a load of food and whiskey for Sarah and plump Terry Wogan.

Once upon a time, an ostrich bit SK on the buttocks.

Jail, Christie and horsies

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy is going to see Jailhouse Rock for the second time soon.

Apparently, Tony 'Amarillo' Christie is a Dawn Patroller.

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) provided some of the material from today's show, in a very interesting piece about the naming of racehorses. One lesson learned is the possible name of Sarah's and Adrian's offspring: Sarah + Adrian = Sarian.

News, chair, wax and holidays

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy listens to a rival news radio broadcast on the way to "work".

SK now has a new chair to present the Dawn Patrol on.

Another one of Sarah's funny sayings is 'none of your beeswax' (instead of 'none of your business'). Thanks to Ms Bellis for that contribution (I hope it's true and you haven't made it up)

WARNING: In five weeks time, Sarah will be on holiday.

Wanglers and teeth

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy is going to be spodding and wangling all this week.*

SK's off to the dentist today. Hope she remembered to clean her teeth.

* Dearly Beloved is into angling programmes on TV and Sarah likes to watch them too.

Disasters, Suchet, sheep and flu

Lessons learned from today's and yesterday's shows

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) has become head of disasters at his office.

The other day SK went to see Man and Boy, starring David Suchet.

The Beloved One finally got his Xmas present from Sarah - a pair of binoculars which he uses to study sheep.

As Sarah's getting on now, she's having her flu jab today.

Interviews, Gardner and Dedicoat

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy don't do interviews.

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) thought that Ava Gardner was a cook!

SK is going out for lunch today with Alan Dedicoat.

Cool, vests and Clarkson

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy hates it when middle-aged men use the word "cool".

SK also hates having to wear vests.

Ms K has got to buy her dear mum something called a "grenadier". Apparently it lights fires and smug Jeremy Clarkson is a big fan of them too.

Bumper special

Lessons learned from today's show

It's St David's Day today and Sarah Kennedy loves daffodils and leeks.

SK had the fire on all day yesterday but she was still cold.

Ms K is getting very worried about the house with the Christmas tree in the window she passes every day. She thinks that the inhabitant may be dead.

One of Sarah's favourite aspects of her brilliant Dawn Patrol job is the paper review. She loves it.

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) has never been to Madame Tussaud's Waxworks, but SK thinks it's 'grand'.

Rick Stein is a Dawn Patroller. SK once went down to Padstow and got him to cook for her, but as she had 'women's problems' she wasn't very hungry.