Straight sausages, cat wee and Dearly Beloved's pants

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy would like to know if there is a machine that allows for sausages to be cooked without becoming bent?

SK's cat did a wee in her shoes the other day.

When Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) was learning about race horses in college at Newbury, he would get told off by the head groundsman if he was drying his pants on the clothes' line, as it did not create a good impression.