Sarah Kennedy went to school with Petula Clark's cousin.
SK had a lovely Friday night fondue.
Ms K was talking about excuses for not turning up at work this morning. She said that of the times she's been away, there are only three times when it wasn't down to her health. Here are those excuses:
-- it once so windy, that she couldn't leave the house
-- the BBC security gate wouldn't open
-- she once had to call 999 as there was someone with a balaclava on and bullwhip in her garage
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