Early 2005 Christmas present...

... Sarah Kennedy is back! A family emergency temporarily took her off the airwaves before Christmas, so she wishes us all a Happy New Year.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK took Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian and DB) to a panto. He spent all the time leering at Claire Sweeney's legs.

Ms K has never bought a National Lottery ticket.

Sarah's washing machine has broken down.

Because of the emergency, SK couldn't buy DB his requested Christmas present of binoculars. But, she did find the time to buy him a pair of pants with a stallion on the front pouch.