Bossoms, showers and dogs

Lessons learned from today's show

At the convent, Sarah's cooking teacher was called Virginia. She had the biggest bust Sarah has ever seen.

In Bologna, silly old Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) pulled the piece of string in the hotel's shower, and a member of staff promptly appeared.

SK was convinced that today's Daily Telegraph contained a photograph of her good self. That is, until she realised it was a picture of a dog.