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Lessons learned from today's show

SK will be starting work on Thomas's Joke Book today (ready for the winter!).

In Sarah's funny vocabulary, The Kinks = The Kinkingtons.

Ms K visited the Chelsea Flower Show yesterday and met:
-- Judith Chalmers
-- Simon Weston
-- Helena Bonham Carter (Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) lusts after her)
-- Monty Don
-- Aneka Rice (has had her haircut)
-- Duke of Kent (and bodyguards)
-- Alan Titchmarsh
-- Gary Rhodes
-- Charlie Dimmock
-- Sharon Davies
-- a Page 3 girl with paint on her body
-- Diarmund Gavin (and his hideous garden)
-- Lawrence of Llewellyn-Bowen
-- Christopher Biggins
-- Tim Smitt (of the Eden Project)