20 January 2004

Tom Jones - drones
Krankies - always up to hanky pankyLessons learned from today's show
  • The mole says Tom Jones is embarking on the Queen Mary II ship.
  • SK woke up about four months ago as if someone had taken a blowtorch to both feet. She finally went to a foot expert yesterday to discover that she doesn't have enought fat on the soles of her feet. She now has to wear special insoles costing £680!

    Lessons learned from yesterday's show
  • The mole onboard the QMII ship says that The Krankies are coming to entertain them.

    Bassey - bossyLessons learned from Friday's show
  • Sarah has finally got rid of her piles.*
  • Rupert, SK's mole on the QMII ship has continued to report back with exciting nautical tales. Yesterday he witnessed Shirley Bassey having a fag.

    *piles of rubbish, that is
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