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Lessons learned from today’s show
Sarah’s having glazier problems. To be more specific, her glassman has no putty.
The other day, "Much Beloved" went away for the weekend, so Sarah had a quick look inside his bag. Lo and behold, inside were five pairs of highly-coloured boxer shorts. "You can never have too many" was "Much beloved's" response.
Allinson is "looking very gay in white tee-shirt" today and "smells delicious".
On taking over the mike Allinson explained that it was his pheromones.
Sarah's birth date is a secret!
Lessons learned from yesterday’s show
Sarah’s been employing a plumber who enjoys the odd bit of ferreting!
The frisson’s back! Don’t blame it on the boogie, blame it on Richard Allinson, dribbling down Sarah’s neck again. "You should see his shirt," said Sarah as he waltzed into the studio, "it looks like he’s dabbed himself into a cauldron of pea and mint soup. It suits him though. He’s got a tan."
We’ll have to wait a bit longer for Sarah’s forthcoming book on blonde jokes.
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