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SS: Skeleton staff

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Instructaments: instructions

Phyllis Collins: Phil Collins

Wake up to Wogan's package

Look! Tight-trousered Terry's wardrobe malfunction sparks BBC complaints

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Chesticles: breasts

The Eaglingtons: The Eagles

The Kinkingtons: The Kinks

Sainsbug's: Sainsbury's

Supermercado: supermarket

SWs: Steve Wrights, as in "SWs to you" from listeners who write in. "SWs" is shorthand for "Love the show" (as in the oft-quoted phrase by Steve Wright on his programmes, hence the use of his initials).

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Aled Jones U-Turn

He has definitely improved. He's not too bad, actually.