As seen on TV

Look out for our Sarah on TV! She will be appearing on a special 50 years of ITV programme soon. It is being filmed shortly on a Sunday night (SK MBE moaned about having to get up at 3 the next morning). Sarah is going to make sure best mate Matthew Kelly is going first, otherwise she won't bother going.

Talking of television, they repeated An Audience With Victoria Wood the other day, in which an attractive Ms Kennedy appeared in the Audience.

Guy Henry is popping in soon to re-record "It's showtime!".

SK received a pair of regulation army pants today.

Despite working with horses, Beloved (aka Dearly Beloved, aka "Adrian", aka Dobby) has never owned one.

Stones and cats

With regard to the Rolling Stones' latest single, Sarah Kennedy MBE hated it at first, then loved it, but has now reverted back to hating it.

Beloved (aka Adrian) has bred at least 20 cats.

Buy Sarah's furniture

From eBay!...

Tetrad Sofa/Chaise - Ex Sarah Kennedy/Much Beloved

"This sofa was previously owned by Sarah Kennedy (Radio 2 - Dawn Patrollers) and her much beloved!"

Sarah Kennedy was an English teacher at Queenswood School, Potters Bar.

Sarah goes by many professional names. Do you know them all?

Sarah

Sarah Kennedy

SK

Sararararah

Ms Kennedy

Bunty

TBW

SK went up to Ironbridge yesterday.

It rained.

She bought Beloved (aka Adrian) an Ironbridge pastie from a famous pie shop there. Inside is a photo of a politician eating his fill -- guess who it is...

Beloved (aka Adrian) has never had a blister - until this year. He cried like a baby.

Sarah Kennedy's (MBE) favourite month is May.

The studio door was locked today because of an "air pocket".

Sarah Kennedy MBE told her many listeners a funny story today. It was about a time when she was cooking food on a hop farm. She remembers being driven off somewhere, and then crashing. When she awoke, her green trouser suit had been ripped off, and all she was left with were her red pants. Later, the driver of the vehicle that did the crash (ex-merchant navy) tried to have his wicked way with SK!

Ms Kennedy hates thongs, but don't let that put you off! Buy your own SK thong from the SK shop.

It was cold in the Radio 2 studio this morning, so SK MBE had to put the radiator on.

Ms Kennedy once met Cat Stevens, as he was perfoming in the Thought for the Day slot. However, it was rather embarassing as Sarah meekly held out her hand for the Cat Man to shake it, but he refused, saying he couldn't touch the hand of another man's wife. Of course, as we are all aware, Ms Kennedy is a Ms.

SK is off to see the Earl of Leicester this week.