Olympics and Winehouse

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is glad the Olympics is now over. Although she enjoyed it, she doesn't want to see another Lycra-clad bottom for a very long time.

SK's special term for the singer Amy Winehouse is Amy Winebox.

Simpsons and Parsnips

Lessons learned from today's show

John Marsh (aka Marshypops) reckons that Sarah is beginning to sound like Marge Simpson.

Sarah will not be in the studio on Bank Holiday Monday -- Lynn Parsons (aka Parsnips) will be turning up instead :(

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Olympics, nephews and Camberley

Lessons learned from today's show

Ms K's special word for the Olympics is the 'Olympi-bums'.

Sarah's nephew came to stay with her, and she had to drop him off at the BBC centre, but he has since gone missing! If anyone sees him, please let Sarah know.

SK used to live in Camberley.

Alan and feet

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah had to endure a man on a train called Alan, who began and ended every sentence with the word 'cheers'.

Sarah done something to her foot, so might not be in tomorrow.

Teaching, EastEnders and diamonds

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah was once a school teacher who taught in more than one school!

SK has never ever watched EastEnders.

Do you remember when Ms K bought those 'sport socks')? Well, several people sent her in pairs of socks. At the time she said she'd like some diamonds, and guess what... a lovely couple in Scotland have sent her a diamond paperweight!

Games

Lesson learned from today's show

Sarah is going to a party this weekend. Rather ominously, the invitation said, 'there will be games'.

Car crash and birthdays

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah has never crashed her car.

Today is SK's brother's birthday. She doesn't know how old he is.

Portugal holiday

Sarah will be going to Portugal for a week later in the year.

Combine harvester

Lesson learned from today's show

Sarah nearly got run over by a combine harvester on Saturday.