Raspberries

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah's favourite fruit is the humble raspberry.

Driving around London

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah calls her VW Beetle 'Bot' because that is what it says on the number plate.

She had some trouble getting to work this morning with someone who cut her up at some traffic lights. A while ago she used to have a cyclist follow her. It soon stopped when she said: 'See you on the mortuary slab, mate!'

Sarah's studio pic

Look who it is! Mad traffic woman Lynn Bowles! I never realised how close Sarah had to work with her.

Sleeping arrangements

Lessons learned from today's show

Sleeping was the topic today. Every weekend, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) asks Sarah if they can sleep in separate beds. Their relationship is OK, Sarah was quick to point out, it's just that she's programmed to wake up at 4am and disturb DB.

Apparently, DB does a lot of sleep walking, talking, singing and even dancing!

Sarah's diet and sister

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah only ate a sausage and a pear yesterday.

SK's sister is a bookbinder to the stars. She recently done some work for Nanette Newman.

Echo the cat and Lynn the travel person

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah has a cat called Echo.

Lynn Bowles is back from her holiday and she didn't even get SK a present! (Normally, Sarah buys her treats when she's away, such as lovely jams and shot glasses.)

Matt Jones

Lesson learned from today's show

Regrettably (for some), Lynn Bowles returns next week in place of Matt Jones.

Dr Hook and Sarah's knee

Dr Hook once put his hand underneath Sarah Kennedy's skirt and touched her knee. This happened whilst SK was doing Armed Forces radio.

Make-up, socks and East Grinstead

Lessons learned from today's show

When applying make-up, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) tells Sarah to 'powder long and powder hard'.

SK would like to thank eveyone who sent her socks (after her Sock Shop debacle).

Miss K used to live in East Grinstead, West Sussex.

Young boys

Lessons learned from today's show

Yesterday Sarah saw a sight to warm the heart. A young Nigerian boy, a Sikh and a Ron-Weasley-from-Harry-Potter-lookalike getting along like a house on fire.

French exchange, Tim Brooke-Taylor and volleyball

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah experienced a terrible French exchange during her school days. She hated the horse meat, she had trouble with her nerves and her fellow Frenchie tried to seduce her.

SK was at Newbury horse races on Saturday. She was in a box courtesy of Weatherby’s and met Tim Brooke-Taylor who is a ‘very nice chap’. Sarah won £20 but good old Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) managed to win £200!

Talking of Dearly Beloved, apparently he closely follows the Olympic sport of female beach volleyball.

Auntie Jo, tomorrow and kisses

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah's Auntie Jo is... 90!

SK's special term for 'tomorrow' is 'tomorringe'.

Richard Allinson kept the frisson going by greeting Sarah with a kiss this morning!

Auntie Marge, massages and pub quizzes

Lessons learned from today's show

William Hague's Auntie Marge has sent in another postcard to Sarah. This time it's of polar bears.

Richard Allinson gave SK a shoulder massage this morning.

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) loves pub quizzes.

Ken, Alfred and fires

Lessons learned from today's show

The BBC security man is called Ken and Sarah blames him for the bad weather.

SK loves Alfred Molina.

It was so cold yesterday Sarah had to light a fire!

Matt Jones, commodes and Sarah on the telly!

Who is Matt Jones? He stood in for the vacant Lynne Bowles and Sarah seemed to get on very well with him!

SK's term for the musical band, 'The Commodores' is the 'The Commodes'.

Can you help? Did you watch Channel Four's programme 'Who Killed Saturday Night TV?'. Apparently one Sarah Kennedy provided her own pearls of wisdom for the show in relation to 'Game For A Laugh'. Does anyone know what she said (or what she was wearing)?

Fetes, socks, prunes and Bruce

Lessons learned from today's show

SK is opening another fete this weekend in Melchbourne, Bedforshire.

Ms K had terrible problems yesterday. She bought some socks but they turned out to be 'sports socks' which don't even cover the ankles.

Sarah takes a size 6 shoe.

SK's Auntie Jo is coming to stay for the weekend and 'will be bringing her own prunes'.

On Fridays Sarah returns to Kennedy Towers and gets home just in time to hear Ken Bruce.

Birthday and tickling

Lessons learned from today's show

It's Sarah's birthday today! Happy Birthday to you...

SK's father used to tickle her 'into oblivion'.

Newmarket and opera singers

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah went to Newmarket yesterday with Adrian (aka Much Beloved). Apparently Beloved used to be a jockey!

SK took out her nephew for dinner last night. Apparently he's an opera singer!

Hampden Court, Newmarket, cinemas and peacocks

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah visited the Hampden Court Flower Show yesterday with her best friend.

She's off to Newmarket today for a horse-racing event (Much Beloved began his career there!).

SK never gets the time to go the cinema (unlike Ms Lynne Bowles).
Sarah is having terrible trouble with her peacocks.

Allinson, bananas and frocks

Lessons learned from today's show

The frisson is back. Richard Allinson is back in the studio substituting Wogan again.

Sarah is trying out whole bananas as compost for her roses.

SK has never seen Lynne Bowles wear a frock.

Sharapova and Henley

Lessons learned from today's show

Wimbledon finalist Maria Sharapova is Dearly Beloved's new favourite. However, although Sarah thinks she has a 'lovely body', she also thinks her face isn't up to much.

SK is off to Henley Regatta today -- but is not looking forward to it.

Egg and spoon races

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah excelled at hurdles and egg 'n' spoon races in her sports day days.

SK's special term for HSBC is Midlandingtons Bankingtons.