Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is off to the test match today.

During the broadcast, one of Sarah's minnions ('Gary') went off to buy her some sustenance - in the form of ten sausages.

Allinson - on turning up for work - snaffled the sausages, running the risk of a 'good kicking' from SK.

The friendly banter between Lynn Bowles and SK continues. Today, Sarah claimed that Lynn had 'heavy, fat feet'.

Lessons learned from toady's show

Sarah does a mean Captain Pugwash impression.

Sarah's going to Canada next year and hopes to come back with a Mountie.

No kiss from Allinson this morning, despite Sarah having had a bath and wearing her best perfume. His only response to the continuing verbal foreplay was "Down, girl".

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Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah goes to bed at 8pm.

Lynn Bowles retires an hour later at 9pm.

Lessons learned from today's show

The frisson continues, as does Allinson's dribbling over Sarah. "A not unpleasant experience", according to SK.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah does not believe in sending Christmas cards.

She has 'turned her back on commercialism'.

SK told us that you can buy special lederhosen that doesn't chafe the thighs.

The growing frisson between Sarah and Richard Allinson

Ever since Allinson started to stand in for Wogan, there has been an unmistakeable romantic tension in the air.

The pair have increasingly taken to sharing compliments as they hand over to each other's shows.

This morning, Sarah spoke of the drool that emanates from Allinson's mouth at the sight of Ms Kennedy.

Allinson returned the favour by exclaiming that he was 'off to service Ms Kennedy' whilst he played his first song of the day!

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah dreamt that she was being chased around Hampton Court maze by Henry VIII.

She woke up just before becoming 'another notch on his bedpost'.

Lessons learned from today's show

Lynn Bowles looks like a pheasant according to Sarah.

Sarah has an exciting day ahead -- cleaning clothes and filling in her large VAT and tax returns.

Go on holiday with Sarah!
Sun Fun Holidays gives holidaymakers the chance to cruise the high seas with Sarah Kennedy and other celebrities (including Toyah Wilcox and Michael Rodd).

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Lessons learned from today's show

On announcing Shirly Bassey's 'Goldfinger', Sarah burst into a mantra of 'Tits and teeth, tits and teeth'.

SK has known Colin Berry for 30 years.

Today, Colin was wearing shorts and black socks.

Welcome to my world

Lessons learned from today's show

Whilst on holiday, Sarah bought sardines in tomato sauce for all the feral cats in the area.

SK would clean the fish, removing the tomato sauce, before feeding the strays.

Sarah has met Ian Flemming's Goldfinger.

It's going to be hot today.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is back!

She was 'picking up sailors in marinas'.

Sarah could have tuned into R2 whilst away, but thought that would be a 'bit sad'.

Dearly Beloved is called Adrian.

Sarah burns dreadfully in the hot weather because of her platinum blonde locks.

Richard Allinson (standing in for Wogan) looks 'more handsome' in real life, compared to his photo.

Sarah's younger brother
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Lessons learned from today's show

Although Sarah is away all week, there was one item of note in today's show. Lynn Parson said that she does not wear the same knickers as our Sarah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SARAH!
Sarah is taking a well-deserved rest this week (with Lynn parsons standing in). May I take this opportunity to on behalf of all who visit and contribute to the Sarah Kennedy official website, to wish our Sarah many happy returns.

The cake was baked by Nancy Bellis

Lessons learned from today's show

Talking of the news of the blob washed up in Chile, Sarah joked that it was NOT her!

SK's birthday is next week -- on the 8th!

Friday's playlist
Title: 'RESPECT'
Artist: ARETHA FRANKLIN

Title: 'SWEET SURRENDER'
Artist: SARAH MCLACHLAN

Title: 'LITTLE BROWN JUG'
Artist: GLENN MILLER

Title: 'FIGHT TEST'
Artist: THE FLAMING LIPS

Title: 'NABUCCO: CHORUS OF HEBREW SLAVES'
Artist: BERLIN CHORUS AND ORCHESTRA OF THE DEUTSCHE OPER

Title: 'NATURE BOY'
Artist: NAT KING COLE

Title: 'IMAGINE'
Artist: JOHN LENNON

Title: 'LIGHTS OUT'
Artist: LISA MARIE PRESLEY

Title: 'WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW'
Artist: GARTH BROOKS

Title: 'ALL SHOOK UP'
Artist: ELVIS PRESLEY

Title: 'PROUD MARY'
Artist: CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL

Title: 'PASS IT ON'
Artist: THE CORAL

Title: 'WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES'
Artist: THE DOOBIE BROTHERS

Title: 'STAY (I MISSED YOU)'
Artist: LISA LOEB

Title: 'WOULDN'T IT BE LOVELY'
Artist: MARNI NIXON

Title: 'IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM?'
Artist: JOE JACKSON

Title: 'MISS CHATELAINE'
Artist: K.D. LANG

Thursday's playlist
Title: 'AIN'T NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING'
Artist: MARVIN GAYE

Title: 'MAGIC SMILE'
Artist: ROSIE VELA

Title: 'YOU'RE THE STORM'
Artist: THE CARDIGANS

Title: 'CANON AND GIGUE'
Artist: THE CB TREVOR PINNOCK ENGLISH CONCERT

Title: 'LOVING EVERY MINUTE'
Artist: THE LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY

Title: 'TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING'
Artist: DIANA ROSS

Title: 'LA BAMBA'
Artist: LOS LOBOS

Title: 'MICHAEL CAINE'
Artist: MADNESS

Title: 'PAVEMENT CRACKS'
Artist: ANNIE LENNOX

Title: 'DON'T BREAK MY HEART'
Artist: UB40

Title: 'HEAVEN MUST HAVE SENT YOU'
Artist: THE ELGINS

Title: 'WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE?'
Artist: PAULA COLE

Title: 'BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HIDE'
Artist: HOWARD KEEL

Title: 'I GOT YOU BABE'
Artist: SONNY

Title: 'A NEW DAY HAS COME'
Artist: CELINE DION

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah left for work at 3am this morning.

On the way she had to dodge six rabbits.

Wednesday's playlist
Title: 'I WANNA STAY WITH YOU'
Artist: GALLAGHER & LYLE

Title: 'BABY CAN I HOLD YOU'
Artist: BOYZONE

Title: 'FIGHT TEST'
Artist: THE FLAMING LIPS

Title: 'AT LAST'
Artist: ETTA JAMES

Title: 'CARMEN: PRELUDE'
Artist: NEW YORK METROPOLITAN OPERA ORCHESTRA

Title: 'I'M ON FIRE'
Artist: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

Title: 'I'LL FIND MY WAY HOME'
Artist: JON

Title: 'HOLLYWOOD'
Artist: MADONNA

Title: 'WALKING IN MEMPHIS'
Artist: MARC COHN

Title: 'A SONG FOR THE LOVERS'
Artist: RICHARD ASHCROFT

Title: 'WHY'
Artist: CARLY SIMON

Title: 'MAN ON A MISSION'
Artist: DARYL HALL

Title: 'SHALL WE DANCE?'
Artist: YUL BRYNNER AND MARNIE NIXON

Title: 'ROSIE'
Artist: JOAN ARMATRADING

Title: 'SIGN YOUR NAME'
Artist: TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY

Tuesday's playlist
Title: 'CLOUD NUMBER 9'
Artist: BRYAN ADAMS

Title: 'TOWN WITHOUT PITY'
Artist: EDDI READER

Title: 'FAKE (ALBUM EDIT)'
Artist: SIMPLY RED

Title: 'PEER GYNT: MORNING'
Artist: GOTHENBURG SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA C/B NEEME JARVI

Title: 'MISSING YOU'
Artist: JOHN WAITE

Title: 'ORDINARY WORLD'
Artist: DURAN DURAN

Title: 'DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME'
Artist: TONY BENNETT & K.D. LANG

Title: 'TAKE THESE CHAINS FROM MY HEART'
Artist: RAY CHARLES

Title: 'LIGHTS OUT'
Artist: LISA MARIE PRESLEY

Title: 'SOMETHIN' ELSE'
Artist: EDDIE COCHRAN

Title: 'I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT'
Artist: ROBERT PALMER

Title: 'HIGH AND DRY'
Artist: JAMIE CULLUM

Title: 'SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP'
Artist: GORDON MACRAE & SHIRLEY JONES

Title: 'HERE COMES THE SUN'
Artist: THE BEATLES

Title: 'CANDY GIRL'
Artist: BABYBIRD