Minicab for Ms Kennedy?

Sarah got awoken four times last night by people calling for minicabs.

Pelvis, vests and jokes

Sarah once had her pelvis out of joint and had to have it manipulated by a professional.

It's so cold in the studio, SK is going to start wearing her vest soon.

Don't forget to buy Thomas's Joke Book. Although it says on the cover that only 85 per cent goes towards the good cause, the figure is in fact 100 per cent. Sarah gets cheques from the publishers and she then writes them out to the charities involved.

Weighty issues, chocs and swans

Following the illness, Sarah now weighs in under nine stone.

Listener Wilting Baz has sent in some chocolates to fat her up.

As a youngster punting on the River Cam, Sarah one managed to pop a champagne cork right smack onto a swan's beak.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, My, oh my what a wonderful day!

Sarah Kennedy is back on the airwaves!

Sarah thought she had been 'mugged' this morning. In fact, it turned out that the wind had caught hold of a wet maple leaf, slapping it into the side of her face!

SK hates circuses. She dreamt about them the other night and had the dream analysed. Apparently it means she's picked up a dirty habit and that she must now work to get rid of it!

During the days off ill, Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) kept going on about buying a 'plot' for the half-dead Sarah!

Still no Sarah!

... although stand-in Richard Allinson today said she would be back in on Monday, although how he thinks he knows, I don't know.

Help Sarah get better

You can send poor Sarah a get well soon card to:

Sarah Kennedy
c/o BBC Radio 2
White City
201 Wood Lane
London W12 7TS

Still no Sarah!

Where is our Sarah?

Still no SK :(

Get well soon, Sarah!

No Sarah today :(

Troublesome words, phones and beetroot

Sarah cannot pronounce the word d-e-f-i-b-r-i-l-l-a-t-i-o-n.

SK hates people who misuse their mobile phones.

Ms K don't like beetroot.

It's possible that Sarah won't be in tomorrow as she's feeling a bit sick?