Lessons learned from today's show

Hubert Gregg has passed away -- 'a brilliant eccentric' and a favourite of Sarah's.

Dressed in a cheap white T-shirt, Lynn Bowles reminded SK of her old gym teacher this morning.

As promised, Sarah brought in Lynn's present from Oman -- a bag of old shells from the beach.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK almost ran over a pedestrian on the way to work this morning. She only avoided him after the silly idiot ran for cover after she bibbed her horn.

The last time Ms K went on holiday she bought back Lynn Bowles a present -- a sachet of peach jam.

Sarah will be visiting her dear old mother today.

SARAH/SARARARAH/BUNTY/DORIS/TBW IS BACK!

Whilst in Oman, Sarah had to be treated by the Sultan's private doctor.

SK don't understand duvets.

Sarah is away this week
Kate Thornton is standing in.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sararah sounded bloody awful this morning. Why did the BBC force her to present the show with such a terrible throat?

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is off to Oman on Friday.

Burgundy is one of Ms K's favourite colours.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK loves Marge from The Simpsons.

SK hates the new statue on the once-was-empty-plinth at Trafalgar Square.

Hopefully the new contract keeping Sarah at the BBC for another five years will be signed soon.

Sarah has a bad cold at the moment.

The word 'bummocks' was invented by a 3-year-old girl.

Today, Ms K is wearing a pink cord shirt with a blue collar. She bought it via mail order and it took three times to get to her.

Wogan fancies Doris Day.

Sarah will be off on Friday.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy cannot drink lager. She last drunk some seven months ago and it turned her into a large 'fattie'.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK's living arrangements are all upside down! She sleeps on the groundfloor and cooks on the top.

Her car is filthy inside and outside -- several birds have used it as a toilet and the other day Sarah spilt a bottle of milk on the interior.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah will be off in a week's time. She's going to swim with the dolphins.

Senile Wogan came in wearing snow boots today.

Does anyone out there know why Sarah is called Bunty? She also goes by the names of TBW and Doris...