Lessons learned from today's show

The 'prickliness' between Lynn Bowles and Sarah continued unabated this morning. Lynn maliciously blamed SK for giving her marmalade jam from the BBC canteen, when she asked for peach -- an easy mistake.

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There were not many lessons learned from today's or Friday's shows

Lessons learned from today's show

John Travolta had very bendy legs in Grease.

One day, Sarah and Lynn are going to visit Flamstead.

Lessons learned from Wednesday's show

Sarah had a flu jab last year, and then the next day she got the flu!

She once shared a sofa with a black panther. Very scary.

SK wears glasses now that mean she can't see Lynn Bowels in the studio anymore.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK would love to have supper with Michael Palin, but not Jeremy Paxman.

She's never seen EastEnders.

Sarah's 'Dearly Beloved' occasionally talks and giggles in his sleep.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah's shoes were killing her this morning.

Speaking to Patrick the other day, owner of Pomegranates, Sarah learnt that Peter Sellers would come in 14 days in a row and always refused a free meal. He was an absolute charmer. Whereas Dustin Hoffman just couldn't sit still.

Lessons learned from Friday's show

Regrettably, SK missed Jimmy Young’s book launch with a terrible headache.

Lessons learned from today’s show

Sarah has to make do with a broken chair and a pitch dark studio for every one of her Radio 2 shows.

The other day Sarah had an extraordinarily vivid dream starring a ‘Stephen Tutt’ – but, Sarah has never heard of nor met such a person. Strange.

There were more taffic problems in Flamstead this morning.

SK is off filming a wildlife show for BBC Scotland today. They said she could wear anything she liked as long as it’s not blue.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah announced that there might be another Terrible Twos book in her (that would be a third edition).

Lessons learned from today’s show

Sarah’s having glazier problems. To be more specific, her glassman has no putty.

The other day, "Much Beloved" went away for the weekend, so Sarah had a quick look inside his bag. Lo and behold, inside were five pairs of highly-coloured boxer shorts. "You can never have too many" was "Much beloved's" response.

Allinson is "looking very gay in white tee-shirt" today and "smells delicious".

On taking over the mike Allinson explained that it was his pheromones.

Sarah's birth date is a secret!

Lessons learned from yesterday’s show

Sarah’s been employing a plumber who enjoys the odd bit of ferreting!

The frisson’s back! Don’t blame it on the boogie, blame it on Richard Allinson, dribbling down Sarah’s neck again. "You should see his shirt," said Sarah as he waltzed into the studio, "it looks like he’s dabbed himself into a cauldron of pea and mint soup. It suits him though. He’s got a tan."

We’ll have to wait a bit longer for Sarah’s forthcoming book on blonde jokes.

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Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah could have sworn that she saw Jungle Barry yesterday, cycling through town. It was either him or a tramp.

Terry was "being a naughty boy today", criticising Lynne Bowels's ankles(!)