Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is off to the test match today.

During the broadcast, one of Sarah's minnions ('Gary') went off to buy her some sustenance - in the form of ten sausages.

Allinson - on turning up for work - snaffled the sausages, running the risk of a 'good kicking' from SK.

The friendly banter between Lynn Bowles and SK continues. Today, Sarah claimed that Lynn had 'heavy, fat feet'.

Lessons learned from toady's show

Sarah does a mean Captain Pugwash impression.

Sarah's going to Canada next year and hopes to come back with a Mountie.

No kiss from Allinson this morning, despite Sarah having had a bath and wearing her best perfume. His only response to the continuing verbal foreplay was "Down, girl".

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Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah goes to bed at 8pm.

Lynn Bowles retires an hour later at 9pm.

Lessons learned from today's show

The frisson continues, as does Allinson's dribbling over Sarah. "A not unpleasant experience", according to SK.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah does not believe in sending Christmas cards.

She has 'turned her back on commercialism'.

SK told us that you can buy special lederhosen that doesn't chafe the thighs.

The growing frisson between Sarah and Richard Allinson

Ever since Allinson started to stand in for Wogan, there has been an unmistakeable romantic tension in the air.

The pair have increasingly taken to sharing compliments as they hand over to each other's shows.

This morning, Sarah spoke of the drool that emanates from Allinson's mouth at the sight of Ms Kennedy.

Allinson returned the favour by exclaiming that he was 'off to service Ms Kennedy' whilst he played his first song of the day!

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah dreamt that she was being chased around Hampton Court maze by Henry VIII.

She woke up just before becoming 'another notch on his bedpost'.

Lessons learned from today's show

Lynn Bowles looks like a pheasant according to Sarah.

Sarah has an exciting day ahead -- cleaning clothes and filling in her large VAT and tax returns.

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Lessons learned from today's show

On announcing Shirly Bassey's 'Goldfinger', Sarah burst into a mantra of 'Tits and teeth, tits and teeth'.

SK has known Colin Berry for 30 years.

Today, Colin was wearing shorts and black socks.