Tiffs and dirty weekends

SK MBE and Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) have only had two small lovers' tiffs in 9.5 years.

The pair are going for a weekend away in Britain this year and a foreign weekend away in Iceland.

Sofa time

SK MBE has bought a new sofa.

Cheese, Wogan and gay cats

SK MBE didn't have much food in the cupboard yesterday, but managed to find a piece of Wensleydale and skillfully made an omlette.

Sarah can't wait for chum Wogan to move to the new studios.

Hector, Ms K's cat, is a gay, vegetarian 4-year-old cat. At the weekend it stuck its paws in the vicar's shepherd pie (the clergy man was having a spot of lunch at Kennedy Towers).

Diet, pet and song

SK MBE don't eat or drink after lunchtime.

Burnam the Cat is not talking to SK at the moment.

Sarah is scared of Tina Turner and Nina Simone.

Seasonal Greetings to all Sarah's avid listeners

Mystic Pizza

Sarah Kennedy MBE had a box of pizzas delivered to the studio yetserday.

Lipman

Sarah Kennedy MBE saw Maureen Lipman yesterday.

Steaming

Sarah Kennedy MBE's steamer has broken.

SK would love to do ballroom dancing.

One can buy some lovely presents for Christmas on ebay, a famous auction site. If you were quick, you could have bought this fantastic signed photo of SK (unfortunatley, it came with an elderly gentleman's photo too):


This one was also going, for just 99p! See here.

The listing said "THESE WOULD MAKE EXCELLENT INVESTEMENT OR IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND OR RELATIVE CALLED APRIL THEY WOULD MAKE AN IDEAL GIFT FRAMED FOR DISPLAY."

Skydiving action

Here is Sarah Kennedy MBE in mid-hover...

Cranberries

SK don't like cranberries.