Dirty knickers

Sarah Kennedy MBE is down to her last pair of knickers as she has been without a washing machine since 21 September. Luckily, a new machine arrived yesterday, courtesy of John Lewis.

Save the albatross

Sarah Kennedy MBE was here, there and everywhere last weekend.

SK says: "Pheasants are daft birds."

Ms K's old producer, Mark Simpson, has been relegated to the Steve Wright show.

For the first time, Sarah watched Strictly Come Dancing the other day. SK says she'd love to have a go at it next year.

Sarah's new washing machine is arriving today (from John Lewis).

Please support Sarah in trying to save the albatross.



CORRECTION: Sarah apologises for mistakedly claiming that Natasha Kaplinsky's "toe had falled off". It was in fact, her "toenail".

She's only gone and done it!

Sarah Kennedy got her fully-deserved MBE on Thursday.

Speaking afterwards, she said: "It's lovely to get it. It's quite undeserved really because it's programmes I love doing and I get paid for."

At the time, SK threw the letter announcing the honour in the rubbish, mistaking it for a piece of election campaigning! She retrieved if after reflecting that it was on "very expensive paper".

"I took it out and it was covered in tomato ketchup. I had to sit down I was so shocked," she said.

From BBC news

As listened to the by The Queen

She said: "The Queen said she enjoyed listening to me."

From The Mirror

Beverages

The Dawn Patrol is fuelled by hot water and lemon.

Michael Owen is a good looking man, according to our Sarah.

Sarah's tip of the day: Get your brussel sprouts on the boil now, ready for Christmas.

New photo of SK and Spike Milligan

From a programme called Classmates.

Traffic

Last Friday, SK left the studio, as per normal, at 7:40am. Normally she gets back to Kennedy Towers for Ken Bruce, but this time she got back at...
... 2pm! This was due to water spilt on the roads of London.

Also last Friday, Sarah Kennedy MBE went to the Post Office Tower for an ITV birthday bash. Vanessa Feltz and Natasha Kaplinsky ('lost a toe during Celebrity Dancer Programme) were there too. SK's Dearly Beloved is not into the celeb thang, but he loves 'Maggie from Extras' and got talking to her!

She's back!

SK is back! With stained red feet! From crushing grapes for wine in Portugal! For Children in Need!

After one particularly busy day of grape crushing, Sarah Kennedy MBE woke up to find her bed covered in pips.

The grapes go up to one's bikini line.

When Sarah gets ready for the newspaper review she listens to... Radio 3!

New photo! Paddington sandwich

Here is a lovely photo of Sarah Kennedy MBE at the Hampton Court Flower Show.



She is the one in the middle, between Paddington Bear and the man who gave birth to that bear, Michael Bond.

Swede, tea, wine and rust

As a child, Sarah Kennedy MBE was fed mashed swede, whilst sitting in the kitchen sink.

Some people recognised Sarah the other day and waved at her in Mayfair, London.

Lynn Bowles was wearing russet today.

SK has not drank a cup of tea or coffee for over one year.

Sarah's off to Portugal soon for a quick holiday crushing grapes (for Children in Need).

Rev Roge, papers and hair loss

Yesterday, SK did a Christmas card event where they launched a brussel sprout card. Reverend Roger Royle was there and Sarah Kennedy MBE gave him a cuddle.

Ms K does not like The Guardian.

SK is worried about the growing number of balding women.