Auntie Marge, massages and pub quizzes

Lessons learned from today's show

William Hague's Auntie Marge has sent in another postcard to Sarah. This time it's of polar bears.

Richard Allinson gave SK a shoulder massage this morning.

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) loves pub quizzes.

Ken, Alfred and fires

Lessons learned from today's show

The BBC security man is called Ken and Sarah blames him for the bad weather.

SK loves Alfred Molina.

It was so cold yesterday Sarah had to light a fire!

Matt Jones, commodes and Sarah on the telly!

Who is Matt Jones? He stood in for the vacant Lynne Bowles and Sarah seemed to get on very well with him!

SK's term for the musical band, 'The Commodores' is the 'The Commodes'.

Can you help? Did you watch Channel Four's programme 'Who Killed Saturday Night TV?'. Apparently one Sarah Kennedy provided her own pearls of wisdom for the show in relation to 'Game For A Laugh'. Does anyone know what she said (or what she was wearing)?

Fetes, socks, prunes and Bruce

Lessons learned from today's show

SK is opening another fete this weekend in Melchbourne, Bedforshire.

Ms K had terrible problems yesterday. She bought some socks but they turned out to be 'sports socks' which don't even cover the ankles.

Sarah takes a size 6 shoe.

SK's Auntie Jo is coming to stay for the weekend and 'will be bringing her own prunes'.

On Fridays Sarah returns to Kennedy Towers and gets home just in time to hear Ken Bruce.

Birthday and tickling

Lessons learned from today's show

It's Sarah's birthday today! Happy Birthday to you...

SK's father used to tickle her 'into oblivion'.

Newmarket and opera singers

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah went to Newmarket yesterday with Adrian (aka Much Beloved). Apparently Beloved used to be a jockey!

SK took out her nephew for dinner last night. Apparently he's an opera singer!

Hampden Court, Newmarket, cinemas and peacocks

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah visited the Hampden Court Flower Show yesterday with her best friend.

She's off to Newmarket today for a horse-racing event (Much Beloved began his career there!).

SK never gets the time to go the cinema (unlike Ms Lynne Bowles).
Sarah is having terrible trouble with her peacocks.

Allinson, bananas and frocks

Lessons learned from today's show

The frisson is back. Richard Allinson is back in the studio substituting Wogan again.

Sarah is trying out whole bananas as compost for her roses.

SK has never seen Lynne Bowles wear a frock.

Sharapova and Henley

Lessons learned from today's show

Wimbledon finalist Maria Sharapova is Dearly Beloved's new favourite. However, although Sarah thinks she has a 'lovely body', she also thinks her face isn't up to much.

SK is off to Henley Regatta today -- but is not looking forward to it.

Egg and spoon races

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah excelled at hurdles and egg 'n' spoon races in her sports day days.

SK's special term for HSBC is Midlandingtons Bankingtons.