Lessons learned from today's show

SK and Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) went to see Manfred Mann in concert. Sarah couldn't stop laughing when Adrian asked when the man with big teeth was going to appear. It turns out that silly old Dearly Beloved thought he was watching Herman's Hermits!

Sarah's cat (Burman) managed to get stuck in a neighbour's house for a whole week. The neighbour had decided to go to Turkey.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is taking her Bot (aka VW Beetle) in for an MOT today. Let's hope it passes!

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah can't drink champagne. Two sips and she'll burp 'till the cows come home.

SK and Len Bowles both came in today wearing knitted garments.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK will be starting work on Thomas's Joke Book today (ready for the winter!).

In Sarah's funny vocabulary, The Kinks = The Kinkingtons.

Ms K visited the Chelsea Flower Show yesterday and met:
-- Judith Chalmers
-- Simon Weston
-- Helena Bonham Carter (Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) lusts after her)
-- Monty Don
-- Aneka Rice (has had her haircut)
-- Duke of Kent (and bodyguards)
-- Alan Titchmarsh
-- Gary Rhodes
-- Charlie Dimmock
-- Sharon Davies
-- a Page 3 girl with paint on her body
-- Diarmund Gavin (and his hideous garden)
-- Lawrence of Llewellyn-Bowen
-- Christopher Biggins
-- Tim Smitt (of the Eden Project)

Lessons learned from today's show

John Marsh (aka Marshypops) was wearing a ratting suit today. He must have been influenced by Len Bowles.

Sarah opened a parcel live on air this morning -- it contained watercress aphrodisiac and watercress tonic. SK loves watercress.

No 'It's Showtime' this week as Sarah is plugging R2's 'Sold On Song' (where you can chose your best ever song).

Today we learned about the four Ps

Sarah is sure that Posh Spice is anorexic.

Silly old Fran Godfrey didn't tell SK that there was going to be a pigeon story in the news at 7am. This led to Sarah rushing to find her bird song CD and playing the first thing that began with 'P' -- puffins.

Ms K had three peacocks in her drawing room the other day.

Bunty will be getting her pelvis looked at today.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah has a phobia of suffering a blown-out tyre whilst driving her Bot.

SK is currently reading a book all about Mary Antoinette.

Lessons learned from today's show

Unfortnately, after the Kentucky Derby experience, Sarah will not be going on anymore away trips this year.