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Kentucky Derby: result
Smarty Jones became only the fifth unbeaten horse to win the Kentucky Derby, charging past runner-up Lion Heart in the home stretch yesterday to capture the American thoroughbred racing classic and collect a five million-dollar bonus.

It is not yet know if Sarah Kennedy managed to bet on the winning horse.

Sarah Kennedy poem
Regular readers may rememember Nancy Bellis' input into the website the last time Sarah Kennedy was on holiday. Nancy's fictitious stories about Ms Kennedy were warmly received. This time, the talented Ms Bellis has produced this poem...

Perfection in my ear
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart,
And for us to be together, to never be apart.

No one else in the world can even compare,
You're perfect and so are the early mornings that we share.

We have so much more than I ever thought we would,
I listen to you more than I ever thought I could.

I promise to give you all I have to give,
I'll even listen to Lynn Bowles for as long as I live.

In your eyes I see our present, our future and past,
By the way you introduce 'It's Showtime' I know we will last.

I hope that one day it will become clear,
How perfect you are when heard through my ear.

Nancy Bellis

If there are any other readers out there who would like to see their work published on a popular website, please feel free to send in your Sarah Kennedy-related material.

Sarah is away for two weeks
Ms Kennedy is taking a well-deserved rest, visiting the Kentucky Derby. In the meantime, here is a picture of one of her many flowers in memory of her:

Lessons learned from today's show

Unfortunately, Sarah is away for the next two weeks. When Lynn Bowles was asked if she'd miss her, Lynn rudely replied with a no!

Fran Godfrey and Alan Deadicoat can both talk Spanish -- unlike John Marshypops.

Lessons learned from today's show

Bunty is off to Kentucky for the derby soon. Her itinerary includes 'hot tubs', which she has never experienced before.

Sarah hates vultures

The Sarah Kennedy Radiator has had to be padlocked to the studio as it often goes walkabout.

After Lynn Bowles laughed about Sarah having to get into a 'hot tub', SK called her a 'an old boot'.

SK's special word for 'tomorrow is 'tomorringe'.

Lessons learned from today's show

Lynn Bowles delights in Sarah being ill. On responding to SK's comment that Lynn is never ill, the traffic reporter said 'it's like a see-saw' -- 'as long as you're ill I'm OK'.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah tore her petticoat whilst in the studio this morning.

SK has never ever played the National Lottery.

Poor Miss Kennedy (and Wogan) have hay fever at the moment.

Lessons learned from today's show
Today we learned about Sarah Kennedy's four Cs:

Curry -- SK has to have at least one curry a week.

Columbo -- Sarah loves Columbo. So much in fact, that Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) hides the TV listings magazine so that she can't read it.

Canaricles -- this is Miss K's funny word for the Canary Islands.

Cold -- it was very cold in the studio this morning. So cold, that Lynne Bowles's microphone didn't work properly.

Lesson learned from today's show

SK supports Wycombe Wanderers.

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