Lesson learned from today's show

If Sarah makes too much noise rustling the newspapers during her Paper Review, she gets told off by over-pernicious BBC bosses.

Sarah Kennedy and the Toby Jug collection
Sarah does not collect Toby Jugs. In fact, she doesn't even like them!

Lessons learned from today's show

SK is very fond of ducks.

Meet Sarah in the flesh!
Are you free on Saturday 24 April 2004? if so, get down to Walthamstow Stadium. The evening will be attended by John and Jenny McCririck and Sarah Kennedy who are the patrons of 'The Give A Stow Dog A Home' charity.

The function will be held in the Goodwood lounge and will be hosted by Jonathon Hobbs of the Racing Post. There will be a 14 race card, with a mix of quality graded and open races. There will also be a special parade of over 100 retired greyhounds, organised by Johanna Beumer which will be kindly led by Lord Lipsey (Chairman – British Greyhound Racing Board) and his retired greyhound Zak. A very special attraction this year will be a dressage display in the centre of the track by the well known rider Sheena Grierson and her beautiful horse 'I'm Clever Clogs'.

www.wsgreyhound.co.uk

Lessons learned from today's show

Once again, Sarah will housing batchloads of buy-one-get-one-free hot cross buns in her freezer.

SK once got stuck in Ely, after filming with Desmond Morris.

Lessons learned from today's show

Hector the cat has started chewing Sarah's ear.

SK won't be back now until Tuesday.

Don't eat too many Easter Eggs!

Lessons learned from yesterday's show

SK woke up at 1:19am.

Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) organises all the funny names of racehorses.

Ms K has an Auntie Joe who is 90 years old.

Lynne Bowles has no aunties left.

Sarah Kennedy is three-quarters Welsh and a little bit Cornish, with a speck of French nobility thrown in.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK is off to Warwickshire to see her 'old mucker' Desmond Morris.

Sarah told the old Paul Young Wine Story again this morning.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah won a tenner on the Grand National.

Hector, SK's silly old cat, pretended to be an alarm clock this morning by waking Sarah at a ridiculous hour.

During her convent days, Ms Kennedy used to perform in 'spelling bee' competitions.

April Fool!
Of course SK doesn't collect Toby jugs ppl! Sorry, but that was my little April Fool.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah loves the film Pretty Woman.

Lessons learned from today's show

Please don't follow Sarah's recent tip on reviving old shoes. She mentioned that the use of cat litter inside a pair of shoes removes the odour. However, as a listener noted, it's no good if you have cats in the house who associate the smell of cat litter with urinary and faecal output.

Lynn Bowles was wearing dowdy old tweed again today.

SK's sister is a model.

Ms K has one of the largest collections of Toby jugs in the UK! (See photo, right).