Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah Kennedy cannot drink lager. She last drunk some seven months ago and it turned her into a large 'fattie'.

Lessons learned from today's show

SK's living arrangements are all upside down! She sleeps on the groundfloor and cooks on the top.

Her car is filthy inside and outside -- several birds have used it as a toilet and the other day Sarah spilt a bottle of milk on the interior.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah will be off in a week's time. She's going to swim with the dolphins.

Senile Wogan came in wearing snow boots today.

Does anyone out there know why Sarah is called Bunty? She also goes by the names of TBW and Doris...

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah is trying to find a book publisher for all the jokes she's busy compiling for a young boy called Thomas.

Apparently SK is so thin, that the other day Her Dearly Beloved (aka Adrian) asked her where her bottom had gotten to.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah's favourite race horse is called Rooster Booster.

SK don't like whiskey...

... and she's never been to Malta (but wants to go).

Lessons learned from yesterday's show

Sarah was so cross on Sunday afternoon. She fell asleep and missed her favourite TV programme -- Michelangelo.

It's Showtime will soon be moving onto to just musicals, as SK is fed up with the film songs.

Ms K has never seen Ghostbusters.

During the '70s, SK worked for Armed Forces Radio in Cologne, before being shipped out to Singapore.

Lessons learned from today's show

Back in her convent days, SK studied Latin.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah reaffirmed her fear for Nina Simone and Macey Gray -- they both scare her.

SK don't like space -- 'there's enough going on down here on Earth'.

Miss K woke up at 3:30am this morning.

Lessons learned from today's show

Yesterday, there were four sausages in the fridge that Sarah decided to snaffle. However, after speaking to a girlfriend on the phone, sad SK returned to the oven to discover they had burnt to a frazzle.

My photos are here.

Lessons learned from today's show

Sarah 'stupidly' forgot to wear her vest today.

She don't like wind turbines.

Yesterday was a very boring day for Sarah -- she just cleaned up all her piles.

Now that the mornings are getting lighter, SK can actually see Lynn Bowles -- and it's 'not a pretty sight'.

Lessons learned from yesterday's show

Only one fact -- Sarah woke up at 1:30am.

Lessons learned from today's show

If Sarah sees another photo of birthday girl Charlotte Church, she's going to scream.

Liver sausage sandwiches were eaten by a young Ms Kennedy at school.